Beware the dreaded 'married man'

Don't you just love it when you get to that age that married men become a problem. With mortgages, children and that little gold band it's hard to find any that aren't attached...not to mention the fact that aren't insane. 

My friend and I have both recently had run ins with 'the attached' and it is becoming more and more apparent that they too are all ass holes. Treating younger women to expensive dates in the hope to escape their home lives and expecting us to be twenty-something twinkies that will just fall into bed with them is just not on. Do they think we have no morals? I think it's highly unfair to treat their families in this way, and not to mention treating us young, intelligent girls in this way. And as we were discussing, when you meet these men you realise you like them, but don't want to; so you put them in that little box of 'never going to happen' and shove it to the back of the cupboard where you'll hopefully forget it's there. Only to find it three years later, you open it up and 'I've been in love with you for the past three years' pops out to bite you in the ass. 

Now what gets me about these men is, it's never 'oh I really like you, and always have done' or 'sometimes I wish I wasn't married' it's always these insecure over zealous declarations of love...and quite frankly you know it's all bollocks because they'd never leave their wives and you would never want to split a family up. So what are you supposed to do with that?

...Put it in another box and take it to the tip. 

And never get married too young!